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Entries from February 2009

A 280 Million Dollar Global Warming Satellite Crashes Into the Ocean. The Only Way It Could Have Been A Bigger Waste Was If It Had Made Orbit

February 27, 2009 · 1 Comment

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It’s been a tough few days for the Global Warmers,  Al Gore was forced to remove one of his dramatic disasters slide  from his Inconvenient Truth Slide Show making it slightly less untruthful while being completely untrue. (more…)

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Obama Took Us All On Another Fantastic Ride On TelePrompTer 1

February 25, 2009 · 3 Comments

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From his address to Congress:

Obama believes that the Nation that invented the automobile “cannot walk away from it.”  American UAW workers may take this as a commitment to them, but  it’s more of a commitment to the  German auto worker since it was Karl Benz  of Germany who  invented the modern automobile.  Obama also promised to improve education. 

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Obama Deports Bust of Winston Churchill–No Word Yet If England’s Muslim Population Will Allow it to Return Home

February 24, 2009 · 3 Comments

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Obama removed the bust of Winston Churchill out of the Oval Office.  This bust of Churchill was loaned to the White House in the aftermath of 911 as a sign of England’s solidarity with America.  Unfortunately, there wasn’t a single square inch of space for it in the entire White House so the Master of Diplomacy sent it back.  No hard feelings Limeys!

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Sunday Matinee:Ezra Taft Benson on the Fairness Doctrine

February 22, 2009 · 3 Comments

Ezra Taft Benson was a great patriot. He served as the Secretary of Agriculture for the Eisenhower Administration and the 14th  President of the Church of the Later-day Saints.

Videos of him and his speeches are all over the internet  and seem as relevant today as they were when he spoke them. Check out his movie , “Man Freedom and Government which he wrote and narrated.  part 1 of three HERE

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Obama Looking Into Cutting Edge TelePrompTer Technology–Because He’s Such a Brilliant Speaker

February 19, 2009 · 1 Comment

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Here’s the story from The Prowler

And more story from Moonbattery

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Democrats Are For Fairness,”If Castro and Chavez Can Control Political Speech, Why Can’t We?”

February 18, 2009 · 2 Comments

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Gordon Brown Makes England a Mecca of Cowardice-Bans Dutch Parliamentarian and Islamic critic from entering England

February 15, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Surah 8, verse 60

Prepare for them whatever force and cavalry  you are able

to strike terror

to strike terror into the hearts of the enemies of Allah and your enemies…

England trembles.  And to think the West likes to pride itself for defending free speech.

Fox News seems to be the only news source capable of playing the story straight…

Categories: Thought Crimes

Obama Stimulus Plan Will Cost $187,800 per Job–May Not Create Jobs. For Some Reason Markets Not Reassured.

February 13, 2009 · 1 Comment

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Sunday Matinee: John McCain VS a Trillion Dollars of Hope

February 8, 2009 · 2 Comments

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Counting Chickens Prematurely

February 4, 2009 · 3 Comments

–by Potomacus

Those Democrats with tax problems, i.e., cheaters, dodgers, defalcators, swindlers, etc., haven’t been faring so well under the suddenly ethically challenged Obama presidency.

The Senate approved  Tim Geithner as Treasury secretary, but his reputation has, it seems, been almost irreparably tarnished.  Two more Obama nominees—Tom Daschle and Nancy Killefer—bowed out on the same day this week because of their tax “situations.”

And now another Democratic tax shirker, Al Franken—he had to pay $70,000 in back taxes and penalties during the Minnesota senatorial primary–is finding his uneasy grip on that seat becoming even more slippery.

The ex-comedian, who eked out a 225-vote “victory” over GOP Senator Norm Coleman under dubious circumstances, now finds that his triumphal shouts of exultation have been premature. His alleged win is now in grave danger because a three-judge panel, picked by Democratic state Supreme Court senior justice Alan Page, ruled this week that 4,800 rejected absentee ballots must now be included in the final vote tally. That could spell doom for Franken, who had done just about everything he could to block these ballots from being counted.

The ruling has given the joyful Coleman camp a big boost, with the candidate himself ecstatic and Coleman attorney, Benjamin Ginsberg, proclaiming that he, too, is “thrilled.”  The panel is supposed to have the final say as to who’s the winner and if these absentees break for Coleman in big enough numbers, as many believe they will, Franken will have to go back to Air America.

Ginsberg informed Potomacus prior to the recent ruling that he was quite pleased with the panel’s openness to the Coleman arguments on fairness. Among the Coleman team’s chief complaints:

  • Ballots marked precisely the same way in various localities were treated differently.
  • Many ballots were double counted.
  • Some ballots mysteriously appeared out of thin air.
  • Several precincts cast more votes than there were voters, and
  • Thousands of perfectly valid absentee ballots weren’t counted at all.

Up to now, the process has seemed stacked against Coleman.  On election day, he had a comfortable 725 vote victory. After counties resubmitted the vote totals, Coleman’s lead had been slashed by more than two-thirds, with most “corrections” sent in by local election officials benefiting Franken. Then came a handcount of paper ballots, and presto!, the Minnesota Canvassing Board had given the election to Franken.

Franken was crowing.  Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid vowed to seat him, even though the process had not been completed and would have been a violation of Minnesota state law. Then came Coleman’s appeal to Alan Page and the three-judge panel.

The result:  Coleman now has a fighting chance to win back a seat he probably should have won on election day.  And another Democratic tax cheat may bite the dust.

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