Someone To Retweet My Tweet

Sung to the Tune of “Someone to Watch Over Me” –So only the old will get the melody, and only the young will get the words.

There’s a saying old says that love is blind
Then I type “were told seek and ye shall find–
Punchline– #cliche, make up your mind!

Pretty funny stuff, no one follows yet
I’m the biggest thing on the internet
Trust me even though we’ve ne-ver met

Here’s a story ‘bout the dangers of meat
Imported from Crete – you mustn’t eat…
Won’t someone retweet my tweet?

When the president speaks in a  mic
I’ll say it’s like Hitlers 3rd reich
Won’t someone retweet my tweet?

Although I may not be a man…
With insight or  knowledge
I’m quick with a quip you’ll agree

Oh, please twitterverse come sit at my feet
Join the elite, follow me @MyBleat
And fin’lly re-tweet my tweeeeet.

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