When conservative bloggers outed leftist Human Rights activist Brett Kimberlin as the Speedway Bomber, not only did they get death threats, they got S.W.A.Ted.
S.W.A.T.ing is when you clone you enemies’ cell phone and tell the police you shot your wife. 10 minutes later S.W.A.T will break down your enemies door with weapons in the red, and who knows… maybe your enemy is holding a remote control… makes a sudden move. Good things could happen. An actual example of a S.W.A.Ting call after the break.
Everyone knows that Marriage has always been a Capitalist man-tool created to force women to make babies and buy Tide laundry detergent. But this hog ear of an institution transforms into a coveted silk purse if the marriage is gay, lesbian, or bi-cross-dressing differently transgendered. Babies too are transformed from dream destroying tumors best treated in the womb to golden trophies of validation, and expression of true and perfect love. Something, alas, the heterosexual can never know.
PS: Ben and Jerry’s has dedicated its Apple-y Ever After ice-cream to support Same-Sex Marriage in England. Ben and Jerry’s is owned by Dutch corporation UNILEAVER, who’s product line also includes, Hellmans, Lipton, Slim-Fast, and Bertolli just to name a few. Feel free to peruse their website and familiarize yourself with all their products.
Starbucks is also corporately sponsoring same sex marriage as well.
Jeffery Bell, former president of the Manhattan Institute and Reagan adviser, has an important book out, THE CASE FOR POLARIZED POLITICS where he chronicles the strength of social issues in American politics. On a more personal note, Mr. Bell has been a family friend since before I was born and when he came over for dinner parties all us kids would wait at the top of the stairs and chant “Jeff Bell the robber” at him. This was and inside inside joke– so inside I don’t know why we did it, but the older kids were doing it and I’ve always been a go-a-long guy.
Here is a little clip of Jeffrey (not a robber) Bell giving a little background on the origins of the term leftwing…