Category Archives: Planet Gore

Obama’s 2 for 1 Special: For Every Green Job He Creates, He Will Eliminate 2 Non-Green Jobs–A Win Win Situation.


From HOT Air

Barack Obama promised that his cap-and-trade energy policies would fund an explosion of “green jobs” as government pushes for mass-production-capable alternative energy sources.  Spain used to think the same thing, but Bloomberg reports that the explosion turned into an implosion (via Barcepundit): Continue reading


Sunday Matinee: Obama Promises to Make Energy Prices Skyrocket.

A 280 Million Dollar Global Warming Satellite Crashes Into the Ocean. The Only Way It Could Have Been A Bigger Waste Was If It Had Made Orbit


It’s been a tough few days for the Global Warmers,  Al Gore was forced to remove one of his dramatic disasters slide  from his Inconvenient Truth Slide Show making it slightly less untruthful while being completely untrue. Continue reading

Global Coldening is the New Global Warming


Snow Flakes


…Ironically, 2008 will be a 10th of a degree cooler than it was last year…  While skeptics are already using it as evidence of some kind of cooling trend, it actually illustrates how fast the world is warming.

Those crazy skeptics.  Imagine, in this day and age, trying to pass off cooler temperatures as cooling. Pshaw!

Sunday Matinee: Back to the Future With Jack Nicholson’s Hydrogen Car–Now Explosion Resistant!

Would you like to know more about our friend Hydrogen?  

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The Green Economy is Here– How No You Like It So Far?

greenjob-1001One thing the Greenunists tell us not to worry about is jobs.  The Greenunists promise a carbon free workers paradise, with everyone toiling happily away at the windmill factory, installing solar panels and constructing hydrogen highways.  And there is no bigger elected Greenunist in America right now than the Governor of California.   So how is California doing job wise? Well, the latest figures put their unemployment rate at 8.2 percent, the third highest in the nation.  California is also broke.  But the good news is that it is that it is emitting fewer greenhouse gases.  Of course, California will probably never achieve cutting its CO2 emissions to 1990 levels as Schwarzenegger  promised.  After all gas prices have dropped dramatically and the economy should recover.  But we can always cross our fingers for a depression.  That’s the greenest economy of all.

Coal Burning Jet Chair