I never saw a cashew Cow
An almond, oat, or bean one
But vegans tell me that somhow
Those milks come from a green one
I never saw a cashew Cow
An almond, oat, or bean one
But vegans tell me that somhow
Those milks come from a green one
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(With apologies to Henry Clay Work)
That Grandfather Clause was too large for the bill
So it stayed on the cutting room floor;
1000’s of regs in the new ACA
But it couldn’t take a single reg more.
I signed up on the morn that health-care-dot-gov was born;
Or at least, I most dutif’lly tried.
But the page. Stopped. Never-to-load-again
And my health plan died.
90 days on Obamacare
(tic toc, tic toc)
I’m not getting anywhere
(tic toc, tic toc)
The page. Stopped. Never-to-load again
And my health plan died.
I have to say, I much prefer Obama Phone lady to Sandra Fluke. At least Obama Phone lady is grateful, whereas Fluke would never say thank you, no matter how many abortions you lavished on her.
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Judge Roberts, after ruling that the state has zero rights when it comes to defending it’s borders (save for the tenuous ability to ask for papers from law breakers so long as the states don’t racially profile, which will be impossible to do unless an ethnically diverse populous starts crossing in from Mexico) now has ruled Obamacare is Constitutional by simply retroactively calling the mandate portion a tax and not a fine.
The good news: Congress can’t fine you under the commerce clause for not engaging in commerce, The bad news: Congress can tax you for not engaging in commerce i.e. not going to a federally approved college, not having a federally approved gym membership, or not subscribing to a federally approved Cable TV package… oh yes, and not having federally approved health care insurance.
His explanation.”It is not our job to protect the people from the consequences of their political choices…unless they choose to defend their borders then I bring out my slap it down hand.”
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