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Cashew Cow

I never saw a cashew Cow

An almond, oat, or bean one

But vegans tell me that somhow

Those milks come from a green one

A Modest Response


I am Now a Song Writer and Producer


That Grandfather’s Clause (A collaboration with RC2)

(With apologies to Henry Clay Work)

That Grandfather Clause was too large for the bill
So it stayed on the cutting room floor;
1000’s of regs in the new ACA
But it couldn’t take a single reg more.

I signed up on the morn that health-care-dot-gov was born;
Or at least, I most dutif’lly tried.
But the page. Stopped. Never-to-load-again
And my health plan died.

90 days on Obamacare
(tic toc, tic toc)
I’m not getting anywhere
(tic toc, tic toc)
The page. Stopped. Never-to-load again
And my health plan died.

That grandfather clause was a promise O made
To give cover to the House and the Senate
Nancy Pelos’ said, “We must pass this bill
‘Cuz  I totes like to find out what’s in it.”
It was truly a shock when I learned I’d lose my Doc,
Still I won’t say the  president lied;
But my plan. stopped. never to start again
and my healthcare died.
90 days on Obamacare
(tic toc, tic toc) Etc……
Sebelius declared  that my plan was no good,
Though it treated my cancer for years.
In short, it’s the sum of all fears.
Cuz’ my oncologist has been stricken from the list
And there is nowhere else to apply;
I am dropped. flat. can’t-get-treated-again
Cause’ my old plan died.
Stanford U ‘s now denied to me
(Tic-toc tic-toc)
And Cal University
(Tic-Toc, Tic-Toc)
I’m dropped. Short. Can’t-get-treated-again.
‘Cause my old plan died.

National Prayer Breakfast

Why Romney Won

Obama Phone

I have to say, I much prefer Obama Phone lady to Sandra Fluke.  At least Obama Phone lady is grateful, whereas Fluke would never say thank you, no matter how many abortions you lavished on her.


Judge Roberts Makes Me Yearn For the Jurisprudence of Harriet Mires

Judge Roberts, after ruling that the state has zero rights when it comes to defending it’s borders (save for the tenuous ability to ask for papers from law breakers so long as the states don’t racially profile, which will be impossible to do unless an ethnically diverse populous starts crossing in from Mexico) now has ruled  Obamacare is Constitutional  by simply retroactively calling the mandate portion a tax and not a fine.

The good news: Congress can’t fine you under the commerce clause for not engaging in commerce,  The bad news: Congress can tax you for not engaging in commerce i.e. not going to a federally approved college, not having a federally approved gym membership, or not subscribing to a federally approved  Cable TV package… oh yes, and not having federally approved health care insurance.

His explanation.”It is not our job to protect the people from the consequences of their political choices…unless they choose to defend their borders then I bring out my slap it down hand.”

Sunday Matinee: Multicultur-Islam

Sunday Matinee: The Fightin’ 1974 Congress Remembered